Philosophical Ruminations

I always use the pull-out method when having sex, right after coming inside of her. Even after only a few hours of being apart from my gi...

I always use the pull-out method when having sex, right after coming inside of her.


Even after only a few hours of being apart from my girlfriend, I still feel relieved.

A salad is a healthy lunch alternative and also a really shitty lunch.

You can call me a boozehound, a barfly, or a wino all you want but the medical term is alcoholic.

I'm thankful for my dad pushing me so hard to learn and master playing the guitar or else he would beat me.

I am completely against Facebook's privacy settings. They don't let me hack into my girlfriend's account.

I don't discriminate against any of my overweight friends. I think they're all disgusting.

I don't like to brag which is why I never tell girls about my roofie collection.




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