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I cheated on a girl once and I regret it everyday. I could've done it more. I'm a good guy. For example, I never get jealous or en...

I cheated on a girl once and I regret it everyday. I could've done it more.

I'm a good guy. For example, I never get jealous or envious when my friends are better then me at something. That never happens.

I hate it when my dentist tries to talk to me when he has his hands in my mouth. It's even worse when my proctologist does it.

My girlfriend went to Europe for an entire month with her family last year. That was the longest month of my life and the most fun.

My sister's ex-boyfriend used to be addicted to meth. One time he even offered it to me and that was the last straw, I gave in.

I passed my driving test on my first try. Who knew it was so easy to bribe the guy.


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