WHY I'M WITH HER

Hillary Clinton is simply the best candidate who has the most experience to run the White House. That is a fact. She's been in politics ...

Hillary Clinton is simply the best candidate who has the most experience to run the White House. That is a fact. She's been in politics for a long time now, so she knows how to blackmail, commit fraud, and lie like the rest of them. She's been doing her part to keep our country safe and thriving.

And we all know she can handle a challenge. Why? Well, because she's a woman and constantly tells us how hard it is for her and how many challenges she goes through every single day. Her rough life has taught her to be compassionate. She's the type of person to help you out when you're down. If her friends are broke, she's the type to loan them a few million dollars to get back up on their feet.

hillary clinton, i'm with her

I, for one, cannot wait until she becomes grandmother-in-chief. And unlike many of you unsophisticated fucks out there, I actually find her attractive. Wait, I meant found her attractive, before she got old. Other than that, she's the complete package. The cherry on top is her laugh and smile. They're equally breathtaking, unique, and menacing.

Trump supporters might accuse me of voting for her simply because she's a woman, and they'd be wrong. I don't even consider her a woman. To me, she's a true inspiration. For example, she's willing to listen to anybody's opinion, as long as it agrees with her own. That's the kind of leadership we need in Washington.

Paired with her progressive politics, she'll be the most successful woman president we've ever had. I also like that she's always supported gay marriage, just until recently. That shows that she really cares about the minority vote. She will not only protect the American people's rights, but also stand up for us.

When it comes to getting tough on Wall Street, she's the girl for the job. Since most of her top contributions across the years came from large investment firms, she can use that to leverage some financial reform.

If that wasn't enough, she's even a computer wizard. She managed to mass delete over 30,000 work emails from her personal, unsecured server. That's quite a feat. I'm with her because I have no other choice.

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