HOW TO LIVE AT HOME WITH YOUR PARENTS

If you're stuck living at home with your parents for whatever reason, I'm here to teach you how to make the best of a most depressin...

If you're stuck living at home with your parents for whatever reason, I'm here to teach you how to make the best of a most depressing situation. If, on the other hand, you're one of the few people who actually gets along with and respects their parents then fuck you. You don't deserve to live. Nevertheless, there are a few life hacks that can make improve your current living situation.

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LACK OF PRIVACY

One of, if not, the worst thing about living with your parents is the lack of privacy. Sure, you can tolerate your parents for a while, but you also need some alone time to live your own life. Sex, for example, can be a tricky thing to pull off in a close-quartered home. In order to avoid my parents hearing me and my girlfriend have sex, I just put porn on in the background and turn it all the way up.

FAMILY DYNAMICS

Living at home with your parents means following their house rules. You'll often receive unwanted life advice and begin to feel like a kid again. Their judgement is inevitable, but there are ways to skirt around this issue. For example, every now and then you'll want to go out drinking with your friends at the local watering hole. Nobody wants to deal with disapproving looks when they come home drunk. What I suggest is getting blackout drunk so you won't have to remember any of it.

FINANCES

Let's face it. The only reason you're living at home is because you're strapped for cash. I mean, why else would you be staying there, by choice? To compensate for being a failure, you'll take on the de-facto responsibility of doing household chores. You also won't be able to spend as much on superfluous activities. Make sure to allocate enough money to the things you really need. I always have enough to sustain myself on the five major drink groups: beer, whiskey, vodka, wine, and rum.

Even though you may be having a blast moving back in with your parents, you do not want to overstay your welcome. I mean, isn't 18 years long enough for your parents to pretend to care about you.

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