WHY COMEDIANS SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

I don't know about you, but when my favorite comedians start sounding off about politics I just tune them out. I can barely get throu...


I don't know about you, but when my favorite comedians start sounding off about politics I just tune them out. I can barely get through my Twitter timeline without running across a tired and rote tweet attacking Donald Trump. I mean, I hate Donald Trump as much as the next guy, but I also hate the next guy too. So, I kindly beg of all comedians to shut the fuck up about politics. Please get back to telling your mediocre jokes to people who will laugh at anything. I mean, that's why there's always a two drink minimum at comedy clubs, am I right? I just wish that every comedian would stop trying to be Bill Hicks or Lewis Black. You will never be as good as those pieces of shit. Please throw your half hour Trump bit in the trash. If I wanted to hear your hacky political beliefs I would befriend you and then kill myself. Let's not pretend like you didn't just start that activism meme page, and you were always interested in the plight of your fellow man. If you really are so angry then quit comedy and do something about it. In fact, just quit comedy. I'm not here defending Donald Trump. His incompetence is self-evident and I'm insincerely worried about the state of the world, but your activism isn't going to help. By this time, if you're not fully aware of how bad Donald Trump is for this country then you're probably a conservative or are living under a rock. So there is no more need to keep stating the obvious. That's like if I kept posting on social media that war is bad. You will get nothing from complaining. I can't imagine there are people out there that complain about the most stupid shit ever. You're probably asking yourself, "aren't you a hypocrite for complaining about complainers?" The short answer is fuck you, you piece of shit. Can't we all just go back to not caring. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

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