I Will Be Posting Mainly Jokes From Now On
January 28, 20191. I'm not afraid to die. I'm terrified. 2. Isn't every man technically a "momma's boy"? 3. I never speak ...
January 28, 2019
1. I'm not afraid to die. I'm terrified.
2. Isn't every man technically a "momma's boy"?
3. I never speak in absolutes.
4. Friends don't let other friends drive drunk without buckling up first.
5. I listen to ambient, celestial white noise when I'm yelling at other people.
6. My brand of humor is an off-brand.
7. I'm an early bird and I can't stop telling everyone about it.
8. I went out with a deaf girl once. I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
9. My girlfriend loves getting flowers and jewelry. I hope one day she can find someone who'll make her happy.
10. Love happens when you least expect it. Like when you're on your last dying breaths.