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I don't know who came first, the chicken or me. A great way to spice up your sex life is to blindfold and then feed your partner cho...

I don't know who came first, the chicken or me.


A great way to spice up your sex life is to blindfold and then feed your partner chocolate covered jalapeños.

I never know how many days to wait after a first date before I start stalking her.

I never finish anythi

Whenever someone yells "Freebird" at a concert, a little piece of them dies. I make sure of it.

If these walls could talk it means the mushrooms are kicking in.

I have my girlfriend on the Paleo Diet. There's just something so attractive about her dying before her 40's.

There are plenty of articles online about how to get a summer body but nothing on where to bury it.




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