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June 10, 2015I don't know who came first, the chicken or me.
A great way to spice up your sex life is to blindfold and then feed your partner chocolate covered jalapeños.
I never know how many days to wait after a first date before I start stalking her.
I never finish anythi
Whenever someone yells "Freebird" at a concert, a little piece of them dies. I make sure of it.
If these walls could talk it means the mushrooms are kicking in.
I have my girlfriend on the Paleo Diet. There's just something so attractive about her dying before her 40's.
There are plenty of articles online about how to get a summer body but nothing on where to bury it.
I never know how many days to wait after a first date before I start stalking her.
I never finish anythi
Whenever someone yells "Freebird" at a concert, a little piece of them dies. I make sure of it.
If these walls could talk it means the mushrooms are kicking in.
I have my girlfriend on the Paleo Diet. There's just something so attractive about her dying before her 40's.
There are plenty of articles online about how to get a summer body but nothing on where to bury it.
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